After all the excitement, the BOO-BOOs

If only I am rich.

I will be able to go to Loire Valley as I planned. But now, there is apparently NO hostel there. SO it is only a good place to go if you want a romantic honeymoon (by staying in a real castle, cos that's their only accomodation there) or if you are f-rich. for me, neither applies. so there. poof. ill be staying in rouen this weekend. and i have tonight to find out WHAT i can do here. $#(*%@)(#

I will be able to book an expensive hotel in Amsterdam because ALL THE SATURDAYS ARE FULLY BOOKED. @!($#*@& I think people only go to Amsterday for a Saturday day trip to smoke weed and be merry for that ONE day. cos i wanna go from Thur to Sunday, I CANT BOOK! they need a min of 3 weekend nights to book. but with ALL the saturdays gone, i have no 3 weekends! = i cant book even thur or fri or sun on their own. @&#(@!*$ A word of advice to anyone who wants to book amsterdam, book 3 months in advance. seriously. the only person that is keeping me sane now is Cherysa (thank you darling!) for accompanying me to find the best solution. which may be ... (for your entertainment on seeing how desperate we are)

Shelter City CHRISTIAN Hostel - where they are reputed to preach to you at any opportunity they have
1) Thur: 6 beds: sleep comfortably with one person to one bed
2) Fri: 3 beds: sneak in at midnight and try to share bed.
3) Sat: 0 bed: camp at their commons room and pray that they dont know we don't stay there anymore "technically"
pengz. seriously. cherysa and i are really thinking about it.

Read conversation between us:

Cherysa says:
why not say we will read the verses with them also on sat night
Cherysa says:
hum maybe they will be nice
ivy:
quote the bible
ivy:
and get high on the psalms right
ivy:
we can sing choir for them on sat as payment for sleeping in the common room
Cherysa says:
lol
Cherysa says:
promise u wil preach 2 ten ppl lor
Cherysa says:
u can BS quite a bit
Cherysa says:
omg
Cherysa says:
u can totally quote one of the ten commandments
Cherysa says:
thou shalt not turn away a brother or something

To all Catholics and Christians, we are joking. about the preaching. very serious. about camping in their commons room and sharing the bed. do you think they will try to catch us?
HOW HOW HOWWWWW?